Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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