READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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