good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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