i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
whose ass print is on the piano?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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