I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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