out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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