Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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