why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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