u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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