He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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