No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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