I just made out with a guy for $7.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I am naked and annoyed.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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