The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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