I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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