You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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