I just cut my nipple shaving
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Why is there bacon in the couch?