Your mouth is God's brothel.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.