we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
