Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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