party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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