I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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