I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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