I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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