We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Found the puke drawer
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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