You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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