Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
A bitchslap is in order.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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