he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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