How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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