i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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