that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
