Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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