I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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