READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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