your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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