I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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