ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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