she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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