i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
