I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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