idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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