I need help removing her.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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