whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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