What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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