she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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