I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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