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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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