I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Randomize