I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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