I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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