A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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