I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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