Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I have post one night stand depression
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Randomize