So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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