You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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