i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I met the friendliest cop last night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
As shirtless as possible
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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