Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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i drank out of a bidet.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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