More tranny stories later!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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