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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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